She loves books and her Da. Alternate title: when you have a kid long after you probably thought you weren’t going to and then find yourself being the best stay at home dad ever. #atypicalretirement #olddad #myhusbandrocks #itsnotblurryitsartsy 1 month ago
True story 1: I have always wondered what these safety zone signs mean and why there seem to be no signs marking the start of these zones. True story 2: Until not that long ago I thought the lyrics to that song were “I went to the danger zone.” 1 month ago
If Mother’s Day is hard for you for whatever reason, here’s a pretty picture of the sky. I see you, and I’m wishing you love and blue skies. 2 months ago
The birds still won’t come to our urban bird feeder, so we had to go to them. #myhusbandrocks #androckscamo #birding #nature #outside #thankstonanaforwatchingthelittlepersonwholikestogruntattrees 3 months ago
Parenting raises some big questions. Notably, each of the ten blocks in this set has a picture of a toy on one side. Nine of them are relatively intuitive. One of them is this. How did someone tasked with coming up with ten toys land on #beanbagfrog ? Are #beanbagfrogs a thing? Do we need one? Two? Have I ruined my child by not having one already? #deepthoughts #toys #toyingwith #probablyoverthinkingit 3 months ago
Yes. They all spark joy. Each and every one. I checked. Then I filed them in a repurposed shoebox lid. #mariekondo #zerowaste #ontrend #kinda #chocolatestash #whatdontyouhaveonetoo 4 months ago
‘Tis the season for saptions (sappy captions, duh). But no amount of sap can capture how much I love these two. #myheart #daddingsohard 5 months ago
Concrete jungle. #urbanart #abandonedtoys #itallamountstothesamething 5 months ago
Nope. You’ve wisely conveyed all your important messages through spray paint instead. #graffiti #inspirationalquotes #humor 5 months ago
Once upon a Christmas, someone used wrapping paper covered in Santa’s catchphrase (“ho ho ho”) rendered in red glitter. Unfortunately, many of the glitter “hos” fell off individually. Just when I think I’ve cleaned them all, I find another. It’s like the ghost of Christmas past meets The Scarlet Letter. #glitterature #wrappingpaper #christmas #glitter 6 months ago
On behalf of my local axe-throwing bar ( #thankshipsters ), I would like to remind you to keep the axe in aXeMas. #wonderwhattheydowithallthatwood #thatswhatshesaid #nevergetsold 6 months ago
We did it! @robertperu and I raised a human who is now of legal honey eating age! In celebration, I baked myself a cake. This was made possible by the unanticipated day off for presidential mourning. Otherwise I would have celebrated like I do every night: by eating peanut butter from the jar using a chocolate bar as a spoon. #tryit #thankmelater #happyfirstbirthday 7 months ago
Can you still declare victory as king of the castle if the other kid on the playground can’t walk yet? Asking for a friend. #myhusbandrocks #daddingsohard #teachinganonlychildthatshecantalwayswin #exceptifshecries #thenweletherwin #playground #butmakeitfashion #ootd 8 months ago
Where’s Wall-Thoreau? Or is it Where’s Wall-Den? Semi-rhyming lame literature puns all around! #iseewhatyoudidthere #itshumorirecognizethat #dadjokes #pun #thoreau #whereswaldo 8 months ago
Urban sky. Not pictured: casino, rush hour traffic, and power lines. #lookup #sky #clouds #natureisalwaysthere 8 months ago
Not quite a #grocerylist. But almost. Seems to be a things I love about you list. Hopefully it’s not a “things I like about our relationship even though we’re thinking about ending it” list. The note card pattern is too optimistic for that I think. Whichever it is, I love that “laundry” comes before physical intimacy. #pragmatic #thislistprojectisbecomingathing #iswearididntusedtofindsomanydiscardedlists #discardedlists 9 months ago
Apparently I am inadvertently starting a collection of photos of #grocerylists I find in the wild. It feels like if you’re going to write your list on a used toilet paper roll, #3 on this list should be #1. Bathroom pun fully intended. #priorities 10 months ago
Whoever used this cart before me was having a #fancypants morning. #thisisntbrooklyn #butitbasicallyis #gotherbs #grocerylist 11 months ago